Epic Doom Mongering Call of Negativity: Hear the of Panic! Feel the Fear! Listen to the Insanity!
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Liverpool call starts at 15:22 and ends at 18:14 of the podcast:
BBC: 606 Top Six Calls
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BBC Host 1 (Darren Fletcher): …and now let’s speak to Andy in North Wales who is a Liverpool Fan
BBC Host 1: Hi ya, Andy
Caller (Andy): Hi ya lads, you all right?
BBC Host 1: Yes good thank you, what’s your point Andy?
Caller (Andy): Aww lads, I’m shaking and seething with such a rage…[..]…I can’t contain my anger towards Liverpool…[..]…I’m nearly in tears here lads…[..]…This is what Liverpool are nowadays. We’ve fallen so far behind, we’re country miles behind teams like Manchester United nowadays. We’re an absolute disgrace. Brendan Rodgers is absolutely clueless…[..]…I’m so upset. I just need…Brendan Rodgers has to go. He can take Suarez with him. Our club was brought up on class and dignity. Not for the likes of Suarez. Class and dignity…[..]…They should have kept Roy Hodgson. Get rid of Suarez….[..]…(Darren Bent)…[..]…I’m so upset that we are so far behind. And now all we can do is concentrate now on a battle for eighth or ninth place. This is Liverpool FC nowadays..[…]… We’re insignificant….[..]…Because nobody cares anymore…[..]…We don’t fit into any big plans anymore…[..]…”
Diagnosis: Rage, misplaced/directed at Brendan Rodgers, Luis Suarez, cause indiscernible; inferiority complex, antagonist Manchester United, pretensions: elevated intra-population status, despair, impotence.
Treatment: Force patient to watch unedited match footage from Roy Hodgson teams for 12 hours, rinse thoroughly with soap and water, repeat as necessary.
BBC Host 2 (Steven Reid): …[..]…[Dump trucks full of money needed to compete in Premier League these days]…[..]…
Caller (Andy):…blah blah…[FSG spent vast bucketloads of money]…
BBC Host 2:..blah blah blah…
BBC Host 1:…blah blah blah…Class and dignity..blah blah blah…
Treatment: Patient choice of listen to looped commentary of similar ilk until madness envelops or cast as honey badger stunt double, rinse thoroughly.
Caller (Andy):…blah blah blame blah…It’s Alex Ferguson’s fault. Kenny Dalglish and Rafa Benitez going that was Alex Ferguson’s fault.… We’ve been destroyed. We’ve been absolutely destroyed, Rafa, Kenny: destroyed by Ferguson. I’m absolutely devastated by what’s going on at our club. Luis Suarez. Class and dignity. I want him out! I want him gone and Rodgers gone.
Diagnosis: Transference (extreme): guilt, blame; disassociation (extreme); cognitive failure (severe); fear.
Treatment: Experimental, high risk, currently in clinical trials, payment in full in advance required, power of attorney transfer required.